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No Egg Means NO FUCKING EGG!

Dear Stupid Moron at Tim Horton’s,

When I request a Sausage Biscuit without egg, DON’T GIVE ME A FUCKING EGG. Jesus Christ how hard is your job, you work at a goddamn Tim Horton’s and you can’t punch in a single breakfast sandwich order without mangling it. It wasn’t a complicated order, there was only two possibilities…with egg and without. AND YOU GOT IT WRONG.

Of course, this is the same Tim Horton’s where I ordered a muffin and they gave me a packet of butter and no knife. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

I was so disgusted at humanity (and the egg) that I wanted to just hurl the thing into the garbage.  However, I was too hungry. A woman from work (one of women mentioned in the last post) came into the kitchen as I was hunched over the trash scraping the disgusting processed mass into the bag and looked at me. I looked at her. She walked out without saying a word (I think my eyes screamed death) and I bitterly consumed the tainted sausage biscuit that will no doubt return like some ridiculous nemesis later in the day in the form of agonizing heartburn.

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